The top 5

Top five items of PBGV interest..

Rawhide chew bones - started with a small one but Bolli demolished that one in a hurry.  Located all the pieces and tosses them away.  Plan B, buy a bigger bone.  It took him just over a day to split this one into 2 pieces.  Never found the smaller "knot" but the bigger end comes and goes as Bolli covers and uncovers it from it's various hiding places.  We lost it for several days (guess I moved the box it was hidden in or it went out with the recycling bin) so bought yet another one..this time MUCH bigger so I can find it.  It is still hanging around.  Bolli gets frustrated that he can't hide it as easily and for the most part it stays out in the open still intact.

Pancakes - can't say that Bolli likes my cooking.  Put aside one pancake for him as a treat, broke it up and gave it to him in pieces.  He proceeded to try to bury it in his blankets and tried to smuggle pieces outside to bury in the yard.  Don't think he ever did eat one.

Shoes - I've learned over the years to keep the 'good' shoes out of reach.  Kennel shoes are fair game.  Although I discourage any nibbling on any shoe Bolli is quite pleased with himself if he can sneak a shoe out of its spot.  He is not a secret chewer but loves to race through the room with his prize in mouth daring me to notice.

Kibble - not content to leave it in the dish, nor very interested in actually eating it, Bolli has kibble spread from one end of the kitchen to the other and down the hallway.  A little hard on bare feet (my preferred foot attire) and a nuisance to pick off the floor.

The Bed (mine, not his) - it is high enough that I have to pick him up to get him on it and too high for him to safely jump down, hence the cushions on the floor just in case the inevitable happens.  Unlike "Jak" who would find a spot nestled against my back, tucked under the top comforter, "Bolli" hasn't a clue just where to plunk himself and changes spots every few minutes or so.  He doesn't respect the term 'to sleep in' and when he is awake everyone should be too.  You have no choice or you will get your hair chewed, face, neck, arms or any other flesh that is exposed washed or even nibbled on.

..I'm sure I will be adding to this list....